CRIME: Sexual Assault
SENTENCE / TIME SERVED: 18 months / 9 months
COMPLEX SAYS: No stranger to off-the-field incidents, Wigan Athletic striker Marlon King made headlines again when he was convicted of groping and breaking the nose of a 20-year-old woman who turned down his advances in a London nightclub. After being released the following summer, King signed a one-year contract with Coventry City F.C. and scored his first goal for the club in December 2010. Even when it comes to crimes, soccer dudes remain some of the most bitchmade athletes around. Stay classy, footballers.