Daaaaaaaamn, Reggie—you really don't want to give your Heisman Trophy back, do you? Nine months after you agreed to return it to the Heisman Trophy Trust after an NCAA investigation found that you received improper benefits while you attended USC, you've still got it tucked away somewhere at your crib. Your agent stopped returning phone calls months ago. You haven't spoken publicly about it since agreeing to give it back. And repeated attempts by the HTT to send you a case (with prepaid shipping attached!) have gone unnoticed.

So, what gives, son? Stop using that thing to pick up hot chicks and return it to its' rightful owner, please. Thanks! [via Dr. Saturday]