Apparently, we all just wasted two weeks of our lives watching the Heat/Mavs series! Turns out, the big guy in the sky had it alllllllll planned out before it even started. He knew that he was going to make LeBron James disappear in the fourth quarter, give the hot hand to Jason Terry, put tears into Chris Bosh's eyes, and then top it all off by having Mark Cuban buy 100 bottles at Miami nightclub LIV last night so that the Mavs wouldn't have to wait to fly back to Dallas to get the party started.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. FOH, Bron! Take the L, stop making excuses, and keep it moving. [via Twitter]
The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time.