THE BAD GUY: Bruce Bowen
COMPLEX SAYS: Remember all that BS that your youth league basketball coach would teach you about the fundamentals of basketball and the importance of sticking to the script? The Spurs were the pro version of the squares who listened to dude, except they ended up schoolin' everyone on game day instead of riding the bench. In 2007, the painfully methodical Spurs notched a fourth title in eight seasons as they swept LeBron James and the Cavs in the lowest-rated series in NBA Finals history. Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker played their pesky and whiny tactics, while Bruce Bowen and Robert Horry brought their own patented style of play. Knees to the nuts and all. Stay classy San Antonio!