To help promote an upcoming game between Manchester United and MLS's Chicago Fire, the Chicago White Sox invited former Man U captain Gary Neville to throw out the first pitch at a game in the Windy City last night. He responded by scaring the shit out of the people sitting behind home plate with one of the wildest, hardest-thrown first pitches we've seen in recent history. Do us a favor, buddy: Stick to soccer. [via Dirty Tackle]