Okay, you got us. It's not really a cow, but rather someone dressed in a cattle costume. Whatever the case, this guy ought to be placed in the record books after he technically scored the first goal in LIVESTRONG Sporting Park history. If not, dude just wasted his time milking this udderly ridiculous stunt for all it's worth. Moo. Alright, now we're done with the puns. [via Huffington Post]