WIFEY OF: Victor Valdes, Barcelona
COMPLEX SAYS: Valdes, Barca's most successful goalkeeper (five La Liga and two Champions League titles, son!), and model Yolanda Cardona have been dating for years, and welcomed their first child, a baby boy, back in 2009. We don't know much else about Cardona, except that there is a whole lot of NSFW material under her name on the interwebs. Feel free to start Googling...now! Unless you're at work, of course.