The Tampa Tribune's recent story about Keith McCants—a former defensive specialist from the University of Alabama who collected what was once the biggest signing bonus ever given to a defensive player after being drafted fourth in the 1990 NFL Draft—almost (almost!) makes us hope we never have the misfortune of getting rich. 'Cause the life he's being forced to live now just sounds downright miserable. [Read "Former Bucs player McCants is broke, suffering" on Tampa Bay Online]