YEARS: 1998-present

No lie, we're big Al Harrington fans. Dude's been in the L since the last century (literally), but he still looks and acts like a young player (with good and bad results: Al's 6'9" but never seen a three-point shot he wouldn't take). Plus he was a leader in the cheap shoes revolution, which we can respect, even if we don't rock 'em. But we've got to give him an ugly head salute: Yes, there's probably enough spare change in the folds in his melon to buy a pair of Proteges, but your man has never once grown his hair out, and he's even drawn attention to it on occasion.