It took exactly 70 seconds for Kendrick Perkins and Tyson Chandler to draw the first two technical fouls of the Western Conference Finals. The reason? While Chandler says that no bad blood exists between them, Perk says there's also no love lost between the two, either. And after Game 1 of the series, he clearly had his sights set on capturing the "Shots Fired!" world record (he's already been featured here twice before for dissing Pau Gasol and the Lakers) by sending a couple of shots in Chandler's direction.

"Me and Tyson never got along," Perkins said. "I'm serious. He don't like me, I don't like him, and that's pretty much how it's been. Everybody always looks at me as kind of like a dirty player if you're on the opposite team, but he's just as dirty as anybody else."

Sooo, the over/under for the first two T's to be handed out in tonight's Mavs/Thunder game has been set at 70 seconds. Whatcha got? [via ESPN Dallas]