WHO: Irene Pollin (Washington Wizards)
YEAR: 2010

Last year the Wizards had the fifth-best chance of getting the No. 1 pick, and they sent Irene Pollin, the widow of the team's longtime owner Abe Pollin, to represent them. Mrs. Pollin was in the process of selling the team to Ted Leonsis, and her joyous reaction to the Wiz getting the right to pick John Wall is heartwarming (yeah, we can play it straight from time to time). Then she saw Wall do this and immediately regretted the decision to sell the team.