WHO: Chris Webber (Sacramento Kings)
YEAR: 2009

Trivia question: How many NBA Draft lotteries has C-Webb attended? Answer: Two! (Okay, that's some real arcane trivia.) He was the Wizards' rep in '99, and in '09 he was the Kings' rep when they had the worst record in the league, and therefore the best chance to grab the No. 1 pick. Which explains his mirthless chuckle here when Sacramento got the fourth selection instead. But hey, they got Tyreke Evans, so it wasn't a complete L. You know who they could've had though, right?