WHO: Dave DeBusschere (New York Knicks)
Maybe it was the Bingo Night at the Canton VFW Hall feel of the whole thing, maybe it was Stern's evident nervousness, maybe it was THAT CLEARLY BENT CORNER on the Knicks' envelope. Whatever the reason, people seem to think the inaugural NBA Draft Lottery, which gave the moribund Knicks franchise the right to select Patrick Ewing, was rigged (judge for yourself with the Zapruder film). Whatever. Knicks legend Dave DeBusschere sure looked surprised, so he's either the best acting power forward in history, or the whole thing was on the level after all.