10 Reasons to Root for the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals

And no, one of them is not "because you like kicking puppies, too."

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I know. It hurts to even type, let alone consider. Root FOR the Heat? Have

you lost your f*cking mind? (Possibly, but that’s beside the point.) From

the execrable “The Decision” to the flashy welcoming celebration to pundits predicting an easy 70-win season,

no team in NBA history has been easier to hate than the 2011 Miami Heat. (OK,

except for maybe the ’86 Celtics.) That said, here’s 10 reasons you should
be rooting for them to dismantle Dallas
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10. The Lockout Will Be Dallas's Fault

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9. LeBron With a Ring Will Be Insufferable

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8. Do It for Big Z

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7. Miami = Parties

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6. It's Fun When the Bad Guys Win

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5. Let's Get It Started

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4. Everybody Hates Chris

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3. Save Eric Spoelstra

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2. Support Chaos!

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1. The Victory Parade Will Be Ridiculous

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