First things first: How the fuck does Darko Milicic have a championship ring? Okay, okay, we know how he has it—he was a member of the 2004 Detroit Pistons—but you know how we know that life isn't fair? Karl Malone is probably still texting Phil Jackson everyday asking him for a spot on the end of the Lakers bench, and Darko got a ring in his first year in the league. Crazy. Anyway, he won't have it for long because he's auctioning off his ring, a championship belt that Rasheed Wallace gave to every member of the '04 Pistons (WTF?), an autographed jersey, and an all-expenses-paid trip to the 2011 NBA Finals for charity. Darko Milicic: Shitty basketball player, awesome human being. [via SB Nation]
