DATE: 9/7/1993
ATHLETE
: Mark Whiten, St. Louis Cardinals
COMPLEX SAYS
: Generally known as a journeyman, Whiten never made an All-Star or World Series team. But this memorable performance earned him a spot in the MLB record books. In five at-bats, Whiten tied the record for most home runs (4) and RBIs (12) in a single game. Thanks to the jackasses over at MLB we can't show you video footage of his historic day. What's that, MLB attendance and general fan interest is down? You don't say!