DATE: 9/11/2009

WHAT'D HE SAY?: "And when I called him, and asked him to stand up for me, I know I shocked the shit out of him." 

Mike, it wasn't the curse word that actually "shocked the shit" out of us, it was more the shit you were popping off with about anyone and everyone who has ever done you wrong during the rest of the acceptance speech that left us astounded. MJ stays winning even if heads gotta roll in the process.