If you're super into playing poker online, you're probably pissed as fuck right. Because after Friday's FBI takedown of three of the world's largest poker websites—Full Tilt Poker, PokerStars, and Absolute Poker—it's juuuuust starting to sink in that: A) You're gonna have to actually, you know, leave the house (!) if you want to play poker from now on, and B) Your gambling funds are tied up in a ridiculous amount of legal red tape and you might never see it again. And you can thank Daniel Tzvetkoff for that. Say hello—and a few other choice words?—to the FBI informant who helped build (and now destroy!) online gambling as we know it. [via Daily Mail]