It's now officially safe to say that JaMarcus Russell's life is one gigantic FAIL. But it's not because he's the biggest bust in NFL Draft history. Or because he threw away millions of dollars by sucking so bad on the football field. Or even because he can't catch on with another NFL team. No, JaMarcus Russell is basically synonymous with the word "fail" now, because things have gotten so bad for him that even former NBA star John Lucas—the guy who was hired to be his fucking life coach (sidebar: Life coach?!?)—has given up on trying to help him get his act together. "The title of your article should be 'It's Over,'" a source told Yahoo! Sports writer Jason Cole recently. "It's just amazing that you could say that about somebody who is 25 years old and just got drafted four years ago."

Daaaaaamn, homie! That's a fail of epic proportions. [via Yahoo! Sports]