If you're a Mets fan, you'd better hope your favorite MLB team doesn't read the newspaper, peruse the Internet, or check Complex.com (peep The 50 Biggest Fails in New York Mets History!). Because it seems everyone—us included!—thinks that Charlie Sheen has a better chance of becoming a missionary and turning his life over to the big guy in the sky than the Mets do of winning the NL East this year. The latest critic: Life-long Mets fan Chris Rock, who appeared on The Late Show With David Letterman last night to discuss his favorite team. "This year, second base is a manhole cover, Dave!" he said while talking about the team's financial woes. "They got no money!" Abandon all hope, Mets fans. [via Big League Stew]