"In Soviet Russia, you no grab parking space. Parking space grab you." Ok, we don't know that they said that. We don't know what they're saying, or why a perfectly good pair of Mazdas are clawed and dumped by a massive crane. As awesome as the machinery is, we're hoping that these cars didn't actually belong to anyone and were hopefully involved in some kind of testing or related event.

If anyone out there speaks Russian, please comment and fill us in. Until then, watch, marvel, and give props to Mazda's chassis construction!

[YouTube via Autoblog]