Fuck the fact that the University of Florida has made Steve Spurrier wait 55 looooooooooooooooooooooooong years to get a statue at the school to commemorate his time as both a player and a head coach there. You know what the Florida campus needs? A statue of Tim Tebow! And that's exactly what they'll get when the U of F unveils statues for Spurrier, 1996 Heisman Trophy winner Danny Wuerffel, and yes, Tebow (!) at a ceremony next month. No hate—but they couldn't have waited for, say, Tebow's five-year reunion to do this? Dude's younger than some of the guys who are still on the team! [via ESPN]