SPOILER ALERT: The Cleveland Indians aren't going to win the World Series this year. But that doesn't mean the city doesn't have anything to look forward to when the season starts on April 1. According to the Cleveland Free Press, the team is going to consider asking none other than Charlie Sheen—the star of Major League as well as Major League 2 and Major League 3—to throw out the first pitch on opening day this year. So even if the Indians end up being the American League's lovable (errr...?) losers again this season, they'll still be the talk of the town for at least one day. #Winning! [via theScore]