Talk shit on Twitter, bag a Basketball Wives chick, race a thoroughbred on national TV—by now, you know Chad Ochocinco will do just about anything for a little attention. But his latest stunt is pretty fuckin' nuts, even by his standards. Thanks to the NFL lockout, Ocho is switching up sports completely and trying out for Major League Soccer's Sporting Kansas City team this week—and even says he'd play for free if the team keeps him on the roster. And since us and Steve Nash seem to be the only ones out there skipping the NCAA tournament brackets to watch MLS games, it might not be a bad idea for the squad to take him up on his offer. Just sayin'. [via Dirty Tackle]
