WHEN: Friday, 4 p.m. to 7 p.m.
ESPN Zone LA Live
HOSTED BY: Ron Artest
CELEBS YOU MIGHT SEE: Tony Yayo, Lamar Odom, Kevin James
WHAT TO WEAR: New Eras and complimentary BALL'N kicks
THEME SONG: "Who Are You," Ron Artest feat. Nas and Xin Xin
YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING IN: Who can't get into an ESPN Zone?
QUALITY OF GROUPIES (1-5): 2. At the risk of sounding like halfway crooks, when it comes to girls at this event, we're scared to death and scared to look.
DON'T GO IF.... you're shook.