So what if your man signed a completely ridiculous contract last summer worth $119 million? Joe Johnson can't seem to scrape together $74,389.20 to pay off a Milwaukee-based jeweler. [Deadspin]

Remember when Jason Heyward busted up all those windshields during spring training last season? Yeah, the Braves aren't gonna let that happen again. [Terez Owens]

Dancing With The Stars dancer Cheryl Burke copped to having a "fling" with Chad Ochocinco during his time on the show. Not for nothing, but is everyone sleeping with everyone on that show? [The Big Lead]

Cam Newton got paid by Under Armour. Or, should we say, he got a raise from the last place he (allegedly!) got paid at. [ThePostGame]

And SI Swimsuit Issue cover girl Irina Shayk dropped a video that we've now watched approximately 2,354,685,293 times this week. Fuck. You. Cristiano. Ronaldo. [YouTube]

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