Let's take a look at the tale of the tape. DeMarcus Cousins: 6'11", 270 pounds and the wingspan of a pterodactyl. Rajon Rondo: 6'1", 171 pounds and built like a No. 2 pencil. So, why the hell did Cousins just stand there with a big dopey look on his face after Rondo pushed him—and pushed him hard—during the Celtics/Kings game last night? Yo, D: You just got punked, son! [via ESPN Boston]