In case you haven't heard yet, the remainder of this season of Two and a Half Men is cancelled. And Charlie Sheen is apparently none too happy about it. So, WTF does that have to do with sports? Well, UFC president Dana White has invited Sheen to take our his frustrations with the show by fighting Two and Half Men producer Chuck Lorre at this weekend's UFC 127 PPV event. Likelihood of it actually happening? Ummm....we'll guess less than two and a half percent. But, hey: Any time UFC makes TMZ it's a FTW situation, right? Well played, D-Dub. [via TMZ]