TEAM: Boston Red Sox
COMPLEX SAYS: If your team goes 86 years without winning a championship, you might resort to any kind of fuckery to get it back on the right path. In 2004, when the Dropkick Murphy's found out that the orginial "Tessie" by the Royal Rooters helped the Boston Americans win the 1903 World Series, they created their own 2004 version. The Red Sox adopted the song, and to this day it makes people cringe in the BX. And pretty much everywhere other than Boston, actually.