Nursery Rhymes: 10 YouTube Kids Rapping About Their Favorite Teams

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TEAM: Miami Heat

COMPLEX SAYS: After the Heat signed the Big 3 last summer, Miami fans were feeling themselves, as was the case here with the top hat-donning Kid Havana 2011. Sadly, the best part of this video is probably the editing of some ill Heat highlights mixed in with somewhat-creepy stalker footage of South Beach hotties.

TEAM: Los Angeles Lakers

COMPLEX SAYS: From making idle threats from his "hood," to having a racial identity crisis ("I'm so black," really?), and loving some guys like Kobe (II), this freestyle can be summed up in two words: EPIC FAIL.

TEAM: New York Yankees

COMPLEX SAYS: This kid remembered the most important part of being a Yankee fan: bragging about the All-Stars featured on that $200 million roster. Of course he forgot the main part of MCing, you know, actually rhyming lyrics. C'mon son!

TEAM: New York Mets

COMPLEX SAYS: We give these young'ns props for their enthusiasm and still showing loyalty to a team with as many fails as the Messropolitans. But as far as a rap career goes, the best chance these lil homies have of spittin' hot fiya on national TV is Jersey Shore if it's still around in a decade, bro.

TEAM: San Francisco 49ers

COMPLEX SAYS: Lil C's beatboxing skills show the potential of a Frank Gore, Lil E's rhymes on the other hand are looking more like Alex Smith.

TEAM: Boston Celtics

COMPLEX SAYS: Lil Air made the most of what he had which was some Celtics paraphernalia, his bedroom, and his written rhymes. The delivery was more KG, angry and erratic, than smooth like Ray Allen. Considering the heart-breaking Game 7 Finals loss to the Lake Show last June, we can't blame him.

TEAM: San Antonio Spurs

COMPLEX SAYS: Gian did a good job of maintaining some kind of melody throughout the entire song and being creative with his lyrics. But what kind of fan is corny enough to flip a song about getting skeezers tispy and taking them back to the crib into one about his team's free drink special? A Spurs fan, of course.

TEAM: Indianapolis Colts

COMPLEX SAYS: If you have the budget and are going to have your music video go viral, you better make sure you go all out like Lil Ronnie did. That means going to the stadium, rapping with your tailgate posse, and pulling up in the old-school whip. Only thing missing for Lil Ronnie were some lil video hoes...no pedo.

TEAM: Green Bay Packers

COMPLEX SAYS: Though the Wiz track has been rapped over by nearly every MC out, we must say J Byrd's remix is one of the better ones, especially for a 13-year-old. Plus, Packer fans needed to somehow redeem themselves after this debacle. Fly like a Cheesehead? FOH.

TEAM: Dallas Cowboys

COMPLEX SAYS: As an up-and-coming kid rapper, Bentley Green doesn't have that major label deal yet, so a video shot at the new Cowboys Stadium was not an option. A nice living room, fresh polo, stunna shades, and some ice proved to be all he needed, though. That along with swag, his knowledge of the roster and game, and a damn good flow makes this video number one. Ay it's time to get it on, go hard or go home!