Complex says: All big white stiffs (pause) in the NBA are not created equal, and just because you're tall, white, and goofy doesn't make you uncool. Chris Kaman, he's kind of cool. Scalabrine? Definitely cool. But Mark Madsen...words can't really describe how uncool you are. So, we'll let your legendary drunk-sales-dude-at-Xmas-party dance clip do the honors.