Team: L.A. Clippers (#18 pick, traded from Oklahoma City) says: The Tyrus Thomas of the backcourt: No matter what positives you've heard or will hear about him, he is too dumb to ever be a consistently good player. The only pick-and-roll he excels at involves boogers. And he's got the nostrils for it.
Odds of winning R.O.Y.: 975,341 to 1