Team: Toronto Raptors (#13 pick) says: Sean May. Brandan Wright. Tyler Hansbrough. Can Ed Davis keep Carolina's consecutive clown streak alive? I doubt if he eats too much (May). He's certainly not too white (Hansbrough). So he'll probably just end up oft-injured and soft like Wright. O Dark Lord, Satan, will you please re-up UNC's pact? Because they are sending some BUMS to the league. It expired in 1998, you say, Fallen One? Fair enough.
Odds of winning R.O.Y.: 176,893 to 1