WIFEY OF: Chad Ochocinco, Cincinnati Bengals
Complex says: Ocho scooped up the star of Basketball Wives (ex-fiancee of Antoine Walker) and happily tweeted about it, even while his VH1 dating show was still on the air. Naturally, VH1 was pissed, and millions of idiots who actually believed Chad's TV love was sincere were heartbroken. Between leaving a broke ballplayer and doing a reality TV show, Evelyn seems kinda trifey—but, damn, her body screams wifey.

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