ISSUE: A federal grand jury has indicted seven-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens on six felony counts involving perjury, false statements, and obstruction of Congress.
WHITEY FORD SAYS: Why don't prosecutors finish just finish up the Barry Bonds case, since he actually tested positive for numerous steroids before wrongfully trying to ruin the reputation of this pitching legend.
DARK MAN X SAYS: It would only be fair if Roger got at least the same kind of backlash from the media and fans as Barry. But then again, this is AmeriKKKa...so he'll probably still get into the HOF in a few years.
COMPLEX SAYS: Jail time or not, we think shrunken balls are already a heavy enough price to pay.