ISSUE: Vince Young was cited for misdemeanor assault after a scuffle with a man in a Dallas strip club. Young said the victim's upside-down "hook 'em horns" salute (a blatant disrespect of the Texas Longhorns salute) prompted the confrontation. No word yet on any possible punishment from Roger Goodell.
DARK MAN X SAYS:'s not like he tried to rape some girl in a bathroom stall...we're just sayin'.
WHITEY FORD SAYS: Fans booing pushed him to suicidal thoughts a few years ago, now this. He's not mentally stable enough to run himself, much less an NFL offense. Bring Kerry Collins back!
COMPLEX SAYS: Sensitive NFL players and all ballers in general: Stay the fuck outta strip clubs.