ISSUE: 2010 Stanley Cup hero Patrick Kane went all out during Chicago's victory parade by downing bottles of champagne, beers thrown by fans, and making a slurred victory speech.
DARK MAN X SAYS: All this from the same cracker who punched a cabbie in the face over a buck in change last year. Just some more harmless drunk white-boy antics, right? FOH.
WHITEY FORD SAYS: He scored the championship goal in the Stanley Cup final, he has a right to enjoy it in a good ol' American way. So much for that P.K. kid, ha!
COMPLEX SAYS: At least this was less awkward than Sid having his parents swig from the cup last year.