ISSUE: Electrifying rookie defenseman P.K. Subban of the Montreal Canadiens has taken the NHL by storm this postseason, helping the Habs on their surprising playoff run.
WHITEY FORD SAYS: I'm already getting sick of hearing about this guy. Big deal, a black guy can finally skate competently and now they wanna enshrine him in Toronto. Affirmative action at its finest.
DARK MAN X SAYS: Oh yeah, baby. You thought hockey was safe? NOPE! We're coming. The NHL needs shit like this (peep the staredown) to get some melanin-enhanced fans.
COMPLEX SAYS: Three Game 7s thus far and the most exciting rookie we've seen in a minute? Maybe this is true after all.