With moves like this, Black Mamba's finna turn Grant Hill's fossil-like ankles to dust by the end of the series.
Did Delonte West smash Bron Bron's mom? Holy shit, that would be horrific...ally awesome. King James sends in the goons to deal with the blog that leaked the rumor. [TMZ]
Controversial HOF college coach Nolan Richardson is coaching again—this time in the pros! Kinda. [Yahoo Sports]
Fantasy GMs are watching this story with bated breath: Chris Johnson wants more cake. [The Tennessean]
The NBA draft lottery, a.k.a. "Who's getting John Wall?", takes place tonight. Check out the history of different teams' lame attempts to bring themselves good luck in the "random" (yeah, right!) drawing. [SB Nation Basketball]
This Florida Marlins announcer brought a whole new meaning to color commentary with his call on Hanley Ramirez's lazy play and subsequent benching. Race card! [Miami City of Champs]
Man U has a new sponsor for their kits next season, and here's a leak of the away shirt. We're still on the fence about this one. [Football Shirt Culture]
The Guardian is now reporting that the Cesc Fabregas-to-Barcelona saga is finally nearing completion. Which means Aaron Ramsey better start kicking a ball soon. [The Guardian]