Rodney Carney (who?) might've gotten gassed when he posterized Dwyane Wade in the 2nd quarter of a Sixers-Heat game, but don't let those funny T-Mobile ads fool you—Wade is from Chicago. The SOUTH SIDE of Chicago. Like Roy Jones, y'all musta forgot! Rodney figured it out in the 4th quarter, when Wade took his manhood. Definitely worth the "T," and then some.