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Last night's MLB all-star game was the shortest since 1988 (the boringest is still up for debate), but at least we got to see Barack O. throwing out the ceremonial pitch—the fourth President to do so in the All-Star game after Kennedy, Nixon and Ford (click here for our video history of political first pitches).

Rocking a mean set of dad jeans and a White Sox jacket, Obama, by most accounts, got a somewhat wobbly pitch off that just barely made it to Albert Pujols' glove. See, it's tough to tell from the TV clip, because the Fox Network cameraman fucked up Barry's moment of glory athletic mediocrity with a bad angle. In fairness, anybody's gonna look wack after Dubya, who could definitely find work as a relief pitcher if this whole legacy-building thing doesn't pan out.