The Nike Mowabb OG is probably one of my favorite sneakers. I can’t really explain why I like it so much. Maybe it’s the sock liner. Maybe it’s because they normally only come in really insane-o colorways. Maybe it’s because I don’t really know that much about sneakers. The source of my affection for these sneakers is kind of irrelevant the more I think about it. What is actually relevant is how I would wear these sneakers everyday if I were a high school geology teacher. Do they even teach geology in high school anymore? Okay, maybe if I were a college geology professor. Either way, I’d be the subject of a legendary Vine when one of my students thinks I’m pooping in the basement bathroom by recognizing my Mowabbs but instead I’m vaping some form of future weed because the thought of one more class full of morons who call my class "rocks for jocks" is too much to bear without the assistance of narcotics.