Damn these Classic Cortez Shark Lows are fucking dope. Look at that ripple sole. Look at the todo en blanco colorway. Look at how I'm going to buy these and get annoyed when my girlfriend's condescending-ass dog decides the one time she'll acknowledge my presence is by putting a dirty paw on my brand new, "old man that used to be cool" white sneakers. She'll look up at me like, "this is why you lack any real emotional connections in your life. They're just sneakers. Wear your sneakers, man."
