Put Down the Free Pizza and Watch These Ratchet Planet Fitness Videos

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This guy doesn't want to workout on an empty stomach.

In all seriousness, we are impressed.

He's having a good time. That's all that counts, right?

Is that stretching?

Apparently treadmill dancing is a thing.

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