Whoever is giving Hulk Hogan a steady supply of release-date Air Jordans is the fucking man. Regardless of what people's thoughts may be on the Air Jordan "Gamma Blue" XIs, Hogan flexing with his pair is one of the best things to happen in sneakers this week.

People were fighting over the Gamma Blues, but if Hogan was in the line, they'd probably keep quiet--or get hit with a size 12 to the face and a leg drop.

According to Hulk:

"Santa better bring me Gamma 11's or be ready for the ass whoopin he's gonna be wearing! Merry Christmas."