Year: 1999

Master P was making us all say, "Ughhh," in the late-'90s, and it gave him a second chance at chasing the basketball dream he never got to actualize. P had played at the University of Houston before hurting his knee, but was given a second chance when his rap career took off. This prompted Converse to actually make legitimate basketball sneakers for the "Colonel of the Tank." We don't know what's more absurd, the fact that he actually got a chance to try out for the NBA, or that Converse used P as a selling point for people who wanted to hoop it up.