Now that you're getting a little older and your tastes are more refined, chances are your parents are going to completely brick your holiday gifts. You really think mom and dad are going to have a positive outlook on those $600 FBTs? Or that $2000 Rick Owens parka? Instead, why not just ask for this Air Jordan 1 stocking and hope your parents stuff it with cash that you can then in turn spend it wildly irresponsibly on whatever you want? But really, they'll probably still just fill it with $25 iTunes gift cards, while your mom hands over a box that contains an argyle sweater because she knows her "little fashionisto" is really into "style".

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