The Lamest Photos From The Air Jordan IV "Toro Bravo" Release

Y'all really gotta chill with this, bruh.

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One of the most anticipated releases of the year dropped today at retailers and as we have come to expect, nobody uses our guide to avoid being a lame sneakerhead. Actually, we're pretty sure it's just the opposite. We think people study how to be a lame before heading out to cop their kicks on the weekend. Seriously, though. Either way, today's Air Jordan 4 "Toro Bravo" release brought out the worst of the sneaker community (or the best if you're sitting at home, waiting for something to make fun of). Congrats to everyone who was able to grab a pair and for those still looking, beware of fakes, there are a lot of them out there for this release. Check out The Lamest Photos From The Air Jordan IV "Toro Bravo" Release and let us know if you copped in the comment section below.

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You are not Fat Joe. Brush your damn teeth.

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This guy's collection is LOADED (from 11-7 on Mondays, Wednesdays, and 10-6 on Saturdays at least).

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New wheels for the ride because the Js are fake. #teamearly

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Safety first, moms would be so proud of you as grown ma- Oh, wait.

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Buying sneakers for your friends on campus does not make you a druglord.

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Bruh, dudes aren't supposed to have that time of the month.

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Newborn? Wait. What?

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Is that the new quickstrike laundry detergent?

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No caption can explain this.

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Can't afford a full size refrigerator, but he got them Js!

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Bro, that's caled the stock room. You ain't stuntin' on nobody.

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High off his own supply.

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