1. Sneaker Writer 

Quite a few people actually get paid for this, at least 30 good ones that we know of. You love sneakers and already post about it a few dozen times on social media, you might as well let a strong publication know you have a way with words beyond hitting on that 38-year old barista around the corner. Having editors crush your confidence on a daily basis does kind of suck but you'll get over the first time you get a care package from your favorite sneaker company or get to meet your favorite athlete — and get paid for it.