Model: Air Jordan 11 "Space Jam"
Career Stats: 20.2 MPG 8.5 PPG 6.4 RPG 1.0 APG 0.9 SPG

No ACLs FTW! DeJuan Blair is a tough player that every team could use, but he still belongs on this list. Another confirmation of another unwritten rule: Big men and Jordans don't mix.